Why did the secretary cut her fingers off?
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Why did the secretary cut her fingers off?
she was crazy
she lost all hope
she wanted to write shorthand
she felt like doing that
This is a pun-based joke riddle: 'shorthand' is a real term for a rapid writing system, but taken literally it suggests writing with a 'short hand' — i.e., missing fingers. The humor comes from treating the idiomatic term literally, which is why 'she wanted to write shorthand' is the intended punchline answer rather than a serious motive.