Questions
Why did the politician bring a ladder to his speech?
- To reach the high notes in his voice.
- To climb up to the podium.
- To get a better view of the crowd.
- To escape from the angry voters.
What do you call a politician who can't keep a secret?
- A blabbermouth.
- A loose cannon.
- A walking leak.
- A tell-tale heart.
What's the difference between a politician and a magician?
- One pulls rabbits out of hats, the other pulls taxes out of pockets.
- One makes things disappear, the other makes promises disappear.
- One uses sleight of hand, the other uses slight of tongue.
- One is full of hot air, the other is full of tricks.
Why did the politician cross the road?
- To get to the other side.
- To avoid a campaign donation.
- To meet with a lobbyist.
- To change parties.
What do you call a politician who is always changing their mind?
- A flip-flopper.
- A weather vane.
- A chameleon.
- A politician.
What's the difference between a politician and a used car salesman?
- One sells promises, the other sells lemons.
- One makes promises they can't keep, the other sells cars that break down.
- One is full of hot air, the other is full of grease.
- One is always trying to get your vote, the other is always trying to get your money.
Why did the politician go to the doctor?
- To get a check-up.
- To get a prescription for more campaign funds.
- To get a second opinion on their latest poll numbers.
- To get a new set of talking points.
What do you call a politician who is always late for meetings?
- A procrastinator.
- A time waster.
- A slacker.
- A politician.
What's the difference between a politician and a baby?
- One cries when it's born, the other cries when it's elected.
- One makes a mess, the other makes laws.
- One needs a diaper, the other needs a scandal.
- One is full of hot air, the other is full of milk.
Why did the politician bring a parachute to his speech?
- To make a grand entrance.
- To escape from an angry mob.
- To get a better view of the crowd.
- To avoid getting caught in a political scandal.
What do you call a politician who is always changing their mind?
- A flip-flopper.
- A weather vane.
- A chameleon.
- A politician.
What's the difference between a politician and a magician?
- One pulls rabbits out of hats, the other pulls taxes out of pockets.
- One makes things disappear, the other makes promises disappear.
- One uses sleight of hand, the other uses slight of tongue.
- One is full of hot air, the other is full of tricks.
Why did the politician cross the road?
- To get to the other side.
- To avoid a campaign donation.
- To meet with a lobbyist.
- To change parties.
What do you call a politician who is always changing their mind?
- A flip-flopper.
- A weather vane.
- A chameleon.
- A politician.
What's the difference between a politician and a used car salesman?
- One sells promises, the other sells lemons.
- One makes promises they can't keep, the other sells cars that break down.
- One is full of hot air, the other is full of grease.
- One is always trying to get your vote, the other is always trying to get your money.