One-Liners: Identify the Comedians Famous for Their Quick Wit
Test your knowledge of the comedians renowned for their witty one-liners. Match the hilarious quotes to the comedians who delivered them.
Questions
"I'm so good-looking that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother."-
- Rodney Dangerfield
- George Carlin
- Richard Pryor
- Steven Wright
"I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel."-
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Chris Rock
- Louis C.K.
- Bill Burr
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."-
- Woody Allen
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Larry David
- Ricky Gervais
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."-
- Mitch Hedberg
- Dave Chappelle
- Kevin Hart
- Jim Gaffigan
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."-
- Bill Burr
- Louis C.K.
- Jim Gaffigan
- George Carlin
"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."-
- Woody Allen
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Larry David
- Ricky Gervais
"I'm like a reverse ATM. Instead of taking your money, I give you my money."-
- Mitch Hedberg
- Dave Chappelle
- Kevin Hart
- Jim Gaffigan
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. And I'm not a pilot, but I play one on TV."-
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Chris Rock
- Louis C.K.
- Bill Burr
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."-
- Woody Allen
- George Carlin
- Richard Pryor
- Steven Wright
"I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention."-
- Rodney Dangerfield
- George Carlin
- Richard Pryor
- Steven Wright
"I'm so smart, I can understand myself."-
- Mitch Hedberg
- Dave Chappelle
- Kevin Hart
- Jim Gaffigan
"I'm so old, I remember when I used to get excited about the future. Now I just get excited about a nap."-
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Chris Rock
- Louis C.K.
- Bill Burr
"I'm so good-looking, I can make a blind man see."-
- Rodney Dangerfield
- George Carlin
- Richard Pryor
- Steven Wright
"I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention."-
- Rodney Dangerfield
- George Carlin
- Richard Pryor
- Steven Wright
"I'm so smart, I can understand myself."-
- Mitch Hedberg
- Dave Chappelle
- Kevin Hart
- Jim Gaffigan