One-Liners: Identify the Comedians Famous for Their Quick Wit

Test your knowledge of the comedians renowned for their witty one-liners. Match the hilarious quotes to the comedians who delivered them.

15 Questions Published

Questions

Question 1 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so good-looking that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother."-

  1. Rodney Dangerfield
  2. George Carlin
  3. Richard Pryor
  4. Steven Wright
Question 2 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel."-

  1. Jerry Seinfeld
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Louis C.K.
  4. Bill Burr
Question 3 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."-

  1. Woody Allen
  2. Jerry Seinfeld
  3. Larry David
  4. Ricky Gervais
Question 4 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."-

  1. Mitch Hedberg
  2. Dave Chappelle
  3. Kevin Hart
  4. Jim Gaffigan
Question 5 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."-

  1. Bill Burr
  2. Louis C.K.
  3. Jim Gaffigan
  4. George Carlin
Question 6 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."-

  1. Woody Allen
  2. Jerry Seinfeld
  3. Larry David
  4. Ricky Gervais
Question 7 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm like a reverse ATM. Instead of taking your money, I give you my money."-

  1. Mitch Hedberg
  2. Dave Chappelle
  3. Kevin Hart
  4. Jim Gaffigan
Question 8 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. And I'm not a pilot, but I play one on TV."-

  1. Jerry Seinfeld
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Louis C.K.
  4. Bill Burr
Question 9 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."-

  1. Woody Allen
  2. George Carlin
  3. Richard Pryor
  4. Steven Wright
Question 10 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention."-

  1. Rodney Dangerfield
  2. George Carlin
  3. Richard Pryor
  4. Steven Wright
Question 11 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so smart, I can understand myself."-

  1. Mitch Hedberg
  2. Dave Chappelle
  3. Kevin Hart
  4. Jim Gaffigan
Question 12 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so old, I remember when I used to get excited about the future. Now I just get excited about a nap."-

  1. Jerry Seinfeld
  2. Chris Rock
  3. Louis C.K.
  4. Bill Burr
Question 13 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so good-looking, I can make a blind man see."-

  1. Rodney Dangerfield
  2. George Carlin
  3. Richard Pryor
  4. Steven Wright
Question 14 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention."-

  1. Rodney Dangerfield
  2. George Carlin
  3. Richard Pryor
  4. Steven Wright
Question 15 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

"I'm so smart, I can understand myself."-

  1. Mitch Hedberg
  2. Dave Chappelle
  3. Kevin Hart
  4. Jim Gaffigan