Mathematics Jokes

Mathematics Jokes Quiz

15 Questions Published

Questions

Question 1 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

Why did the geometry book look so sad?

  1. Because of all its problems.
  2. Because it was full of angles.
  3. Because it was feeling acute.
  4. Because it was always being divided.
Question 2 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the zero say to the eight?

  1. Nice belt!
  2. You're looking great!
  3. I'm feeling a little empty.
  4. Can you spare a few?
Question 3 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

Why did the triangle go to the doctor?

  1. Because it had acute pain.
  2. Because it was feeling obtuse.
  3. Because it needed a protractor.
  4. Because it was feeling scalene.
Question 4 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the math book say to the geometry book?

  1. Don't bother me, I'm working on my tan.
  2. I'm feeling a little sine-ful.
  3. Let's go out for some pi.
  4. I'm feeling a little off-center.
Question 5 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

Why did the calculator get a degree in mathematics?

  1. Because it wanted to be a pro-tractor.
  2. Because it wanted to learn how to count.
  3. Because it wanted to be a statistician.
  4. Because it wanted to be a mathematician.
Question 6 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the math teacher say to the student who couldn't solve the equation?

  1. You're making a mistake.
  2. You're not using the right formula.
  3. You need to practice more.
  4. You're not thinking outside the box.
Question 7 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

Why did the math student eat his homework?

  1. Because he wanted to solve it.
  2. Because he was hungry for knowledge.
  3. Because he thought it was delicious.
  4. Because he wanted to get a good grade.
Question 8 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the math book say to the geometry book?

  1. You're always making me feel acute.
  2. You're so right-angled.
  3. You're always making me feel sine-ful.
  4. You're always making me feel off-center.
Question 9 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

Why did the math teacher marry the geometry teacher?

  1. Because they had a lot of chemistry.
  2. Because they were always on the same page.
  3. Because they were always solving problems together.
  4. Because they were always making angles.
Question 10 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the math student say to the calculator?

  1. Can you help me solve this problem?
  2. Can you check my answer?
  3. Can you teach me some math?
  4. Can you be my friend?
Question 11 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

Why did the math book go to the doctor?

  1. Because it had a problem.
  2. Because it was feeling under the weather.
  3. Because it needed a checkup.
  4. Because it was feeling acute.
Question 12 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the math teacher say to the student who was always late?

  1. You're always behind.
  2. You're always tardy.
  3. You're always late to the party.
  4. You're always missing the boat.
Question 13 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the math student say to the geometry student?

  1. Your angles are always so sharp.
  2. Your lines are always so straight.
  3. Your shapes are always so perfect.
  4. Your proofs are always so elegant.
Question 14 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

Why did the math teacher get a ruler?

  1. To measure the students' progress.
  2. To draw straight lines on the board.
  3. To keep the students in line.
  4. To measure the length of the math problems.
Question 15 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What did the math student say to the calculator after it gave the wrong answer?

  1. You're a bad calculator.
  2. You need to go back to school.
  3. You're not very smart.
  4. You're making me look bad.