Mathematical Humor
Mathematical Humor Quiz: Test Your Mathematical Wit
Questions
What did the triangle say to the circle?
- You're pointless.
- I'm feeling a bit obtuse.
- Let's get together and form a cone.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a right angle.
Why did the math book look so sad?
- Because of all its problems.
- Because it was filled with negative numbers.
- Because it was always being divided.
- Because it lost its ruler.
What did the zero say to the eight?
- Nice belt.
- I'm feeling a bit flat.
- Let's go for a run.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
Why did the geometry book go to the doctor?
- Because it had acute angles.
- Because it was feeling a bit rhombus.
- Because it needed a protractor.
- Because it was always getting into triangles.
What did the calculator say to the math teacher?
- I'm not feeling very factorial today.
- I'm a bit derivative.
- I'm feeling a bit irrational.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
Why did the math student eat his homework?
- Because he had a problem with it.
- Because he wanted to get to the bottom of it.
- Because he wanted to improve his grades.
- Because he was hungry.
What did the statistician say when he saw a correlation between two variables?
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
- I'm feeling a bit derivative.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
- I'm feeling a bit irrational.
Why did the math teacher marry the geometry teacher?
- Because they had a common denominator.
- Because they were always getting into triangles.
- Because they wanted to improve their grades.
- Because they were both passionate about mathematics.
What did the math student say to the calculator?
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
- I'm feeling a bit derivative.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
- Do my homework.
Why did the math book go to the beach?
- Because it wanted to get tan.
- Because it wanted to improve its grades.
- Because it wanted to get some sun.
- Because it wanted to learn how to swim.
What did the math teacher say to the student who was always late?
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
- I'm feeling a bit derivative.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
- You're always tardy.
Why did the math student eat a ruler?
- Because he wanted to get to the bottom of it.
- Because he wanted to improve his grades.
- Because he wanted to get some extra inches.
- Because he was hungry.
What did the math teacher say to the student who was always sleeping in class?
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
- I'm feeling a bit derivative.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
- You're always drowsy.
Why did the math student go to the doctor?
- Because he had a problem with his homework.
- Because he wanted to get a checkup.
- Because he wanted to get some medicine.
- Because he was feeling a bit irrational.
What did the math teacher say to the student who was always getting into trouble?
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a common denominator.
- I'm feeling a bit derivative.
- I'm not sure, but I think we have a correlation.
- You're always causing problems.