Nuclear Jokes and Puns

Test your knowledge of nuclear jokes and puns with this fun quiz.

15 Questions Published

Questions

Question 1 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always late?

  1. A fission-reactionary
  2. A particle accelerator
  3. A nuclear winter
  4. A radioactive decay
Question 2 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron
  2. A proton
  3. An electron
  4. A quark
Question 3 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always angry?

  1. A radioactive decay
  2. A nuclear winter
  3. A fission-reactionary
  4. A particle accelerator
Question 4 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always happy?

  1. A fusion-reactionary
  2. A nuclear summer
  3. A particle accelerator
  4. An electron
Question 5 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always tired?

  1. A neutron
  2. A proton
  3. An electron
  4. A quark
Question 6 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay
  2. A nuclear winter
  3. A fission-reactionary
  4. A particle accelerator
Question 7 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always making mistakes?

  1. A fusion-reactionary
  2. A nuclear summer
  3. A particle accelerator
  4. An electron
Question 8 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron
  2. A proton
  3. An electron
  4. A quark
Question 9 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay
  2. A nuclear winter
  3. A fission-reactionary
  4. A particle accelerator
Question 10 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always making mistakes?

  1. A fusion-reactionary
  2. A nuclear summer
  3. A particle accelerator
  4. An electron
Question 11 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron
  2. A proton
  3. An electron
  4. A quark
Question 12 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay
  2. A nuclear winter
  3. A fission-reactionary
  4. A particle accelerator
Question 13 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always making mistakes?

  1. A fusion-reactionary
  2. A nuclear summer
  3. A particle accelerator
  4. An electron
Question 14 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting lost?

  1. A neutron
  2. A proton
  3. An electron
  4. A quark
Question 15 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a nuclear physicist who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A radioactive decay
  2. A nuclear winter
  3. A fission-reactionary
  4. A particle accelerator