Limerick Humor and Wordplay
The following quiz is designed to test your knowledge of Limerick Humor and Wordplay. Limerick is a form of poetry that consists of five lines, with a specific rhyme scheme and meter. Limericks are often humorous and use wordplay to create a comedic effect.
Questions
There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
To find that his dream had come true.
- The man was a cannibal.
- The man was sleepwalking.
- The man had a nightmare.
- The man was hallucinating.
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
- The lady traveled faster than the speed of light.
- The lady traveled through time.
- The lady traveled to a different dimension.
- The lady traveled to the future.
There was a young fellow named Tait,
Who dined on his watch every day;
It went down with a click,
And stopped with a tick,
And he wound it up twice every night.
- Tait was a cannibal.
- Tait was crazy.
- Tait was a hypochondriac.
- Tait was a watchmaker.
There was an old man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
- The old man was a birdwatcher.
- The old man was a naturalist.
- The old man was a hermit.
- The old man was a poet.
There was a young lady named Sue,
Whose rhymes were quite simply too few;
When asked to explain,
She said with a grin,
"I'm fresh out of rhymes, it's true!"
- Sue was a poet.
- Sue was a writer.
- Sue was a comedian.
- Sue was a singer.
There was a young man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
- The man was a birdwatcher.
- The man was a naturalist.
- The man was a hermit.
- The man was a poet.
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
- The lady traveled faster than the speed of light.
- The lady traveled through time.
- The lady traveled to a different dimension.
- The lady traveled to the future.
There was a young man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
- The man was a birdwatcher.
- The man was a naturalist.
- The man was a hermit.
- The man was a poet.
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
- The lady traveled faster than the speed of light.
- The lady traveled through time.
- The lady traveled to a different dimension.
- The lady traveled to the future.
There was a young man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
- The man was a birdwatcher.
- The man was a naturalist.
- The man was a hermit.
- The man was a poet.
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
- The lady traveled faster than the speed of light.
- The lady traveled through time.
- The lady traveled to a different dimension.
- The lady traveled to the future.
There was a young man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
- The man was a birdwatcher.
- The man was a naturalist.
- The man was a hermit.
- The man was a poet.
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
- The lady traveled faster than the speed of light.
- The lady traveled through time.
- The lady traveled to a different dimension.
- The lady traveled to the future.
There was a young man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"
- The man was a birdwatcher.
- The man was a naturalist.
- The man was a hermit.
- The man was a poet.
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
- The lady traveled faster than the speed of light.
- The lady traveled through time.
- The lady traveled to a different dimension.
- The lady traveled to the future.