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Mathematical Humor and Jokes

Mathematical Humor and Jokes

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Question 1 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math book that's been in the rain?

  1. A soggy textbook
  2. A wet blanket
  3. A damp squib
  4. A watered-down version
Question 2 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

  1. A scaredy-cat
  2. A coward
  3. A wimp
  4. A scaredy-mathematician
Question 3 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math problem that's impossible to solve?

  1. A headache
  2. A nightmare
  3. A brain teaser
  4. A mathematical enigma
Question 4 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math teacher who's always late?

  1. A tardy teacher
  2. A slowpoke
  3. A procrastinator
  4. A time-waster
Question 5 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math student who always gets the wrong answer?

  1. A dunce
  2. A blockhead
  3. A numskull
  4. A mathematical moron
Question 6 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math professor who's always talking about their research?

  1. A bore
  2. A nerd
  3. A geek
  4. A mathmatician
Question 7 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math student who's always asking for help?

  1. A helpless student
  2. A crybaby
  3. A whiner
  4. A needy student
Question 8 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math professor who's always making mistakes?

  1. A blunderer
  2. A goofball
  3. A klutz
  4. A mathematical mishap
Question 9 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math student who's always getting into trouble?

  1. A troublemaker
  2. A rebel
  3. A delinquent
  4. A mathematical delinquent
Question 10 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math teacher who's always giving homework?

  1. A taskmaster
  2. A slave driver
  3. A tyrant
  4. A mathematical sadist
Question 11 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math student who's always sleeping in class?

  1. A snoozer
  2. A lazybones
  3. A couch potato
  4. A mathematical sleeper
Question 12 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math professor who's always using big words?

  1. A jargonist
  2. A pedant
  3. A snob
  4. A mathematical elitist
Question 13 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math student who's always trying to show off?

  1. A show-off
  2. A braggart
  3. A know-it-all
  4. A mathematical peacock
Question 14 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math teacher who's always making puns?

  1. A punster
  2. A joker
  3. A comedian
  4. A mathematical jester
Question 15 Multiple Choice (Single Answer)

What do you call a math student who's always asking for extra credit?

  1. A beggar
  2. A leech
  3. A parasite
  4. A mathematical sponge
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