Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it

Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space!

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no"

Chicken boy? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

Does this dress make me look fat?

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy

I. Am. Groot.

I find your lack of faith disturbing

Do or do not, there is no try

It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking...

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

Slimy yet satisfying

When you grow up, your heart dies.

 Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.

I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for