"It's so fluffy!"

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind."

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

"I made my family disappear!"

"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred-shot range model air rifle!"

"I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!"

"God bless us, everyone"

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Leaping lizards!"

“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all.”

“I was hiding under your porch because I love you.”

“You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.”

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.”

“The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."

“Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.”

“You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” 

“She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.” 

“Look at that, Abu! It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.”

“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.”

"You got a problem buddy?Huh? Do ya? Do ya?"

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day."

"Let's go see how much we're going for on Ebay!" 

"Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean." 

"Cats rule and dogs drool!"

The poison for Kuzko. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzko, Kuzko's poison...that poison?

"Some People are worth melting for."

"You sit on a throne of lies!"

"No, I am your father."

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"