"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

"No, I am your father."

"You sit on a throne of lies!"

"Some People are worth melting for."

The poison for Kuzko. The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzko, Kuzko's poison...that poison?

"Cats rule and dogs drool!"

"Folks around here are not firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean." 

"Let's go see how much we're going for on Ebay!" 

"There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day."

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"You got a problem buddy?Huh? Do ya? Do ya?"

“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.”

“Look at that, Abu! It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends.”

“She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.” 

“You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” 

“Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.”

“The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.”

“You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.”

“I was hiding under your porch because I love you.”

“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of them all.”

"Leaping lizards!"

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"God bless us, everyone"

"I want an Oompa Loompa NOW!"

"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred-shot range model air rifle!"

"I made my family disappear!"

"You're killin' me, Smalls!"

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind."

"It's so fluffy!"