Multiple choice

Directions: The question contains a sentence/sentences/part thereof followed by five choices. Select from these choices the one which most logically completes the idea contained in the given sentence or part. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have.

  1. He is least likely to ditch you when you are old.

  2. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

  3. He will always like to dig deeper to explore her mind.

  4. He has been taught to love the things when they are old.

  5. He is least likely to be a Casanova.

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B Correct answer
Explanation

This is a humorous statement playing on the archaeologist's profession of studying and valuing ancient things. The punchline suggests that as a woman ages, an archaeologist husband would become more interested in her (unlike most men), because archaeologists appreciate things that become more valuable with age. It's a wordplay on the professional interest in antiquity.