Which of the following is not a joke from Chet Haase's humor blog:

What do you call it when a chip manufacturer loses money? -- A cash miss.

What do you call someone who has to use a dull web application? --Bored to tiers.

What does a hungry vegetarian say? --"I´m so hungry, I could eat a tree."

Always wear protective goggles when operating a weed-eater, working with a power tool, or teasing your wife.